Since 1976 or thereabouts, S. Sponte has been fond of the fantasy that he has been making lawyers laugh all over the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania. He is also of the fantasy that some may wish to read his oeuvre.  So here his ouerve is. Have fun.

Regarding his morning coffee:

"I have learned to drink it black on account of what the paper's editorial comments kept doing to my cream."

S. Sponte, Esq.